SKAIANET PRESERVATION PROTOCOL

SBURB.PRIME

NARRATIVE SIMULATOR // PUBLIC ACCESS BUILD

THE ENTRY CONSOLE

> CONNECT TO PLAYTEST

ACCESS DENIED: THE PLAYTEST IS SECRET.

THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM. IT IS AN EXTREMELY SMALL QUEST.

THE TERMINAL HAS BEEN OBSERVED SOMEWHERE AROUND r/TheRealHomestuck.

YOU COULD ASK AROUND. YOU COULD READ THINGS. YOU COULD EVEN DISPLAY BASIC CURIOSITY. HEROIC BEHAVIOR IS NOT REQUIRED, BUT IT WOULD BE NOVEL.

INVESTIGATE SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS
PUBLIC RELEASE
WHEN IT STOPS BITING TESTERS
METEOR STATUS
NOT DEPLOYED. PROBABLY.
FROG STATUS
ALREADY FROG

NO GAME FILES LIVE ON THIS PAGE. IF YOU FIND ONE ANYWAY, PLEASE REPORT DIRECTLY TO CAUSALITY.